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Punch The Baby 

Where the term - takes the biscuit becomes Punch's the baby
Example No.1

A man requests a drink at a bar. The barman indicates that the drink costs £4.90.

The man expresses his shock and disgust by exclaiming "£4.90!!? ...Your punching the baby, mate"

Example No.2

A teenager goes to the computer store to aquire a new game. The man behind the counter disapoints the teen by explaining that the games release date has been pushed back. The teen expresses his dissapointment by saying "Oh, That punch's the baby that does!"

Example No.3

"Are you trying to punch the baby?"
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Finger punch the baby box 

The act of intensely inserting finger(s) into your mate’s vagina, resulting in a violent but much appreciated orgasm.
After drinking too much wine, Enzo blurted, Laura I’m gonna finger punch the baby box, which she detested but somehow yearned.

punch a baby in the face 

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

punch a baby in the dick 

To be so angry you will do something irrational.
"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

punch a baby whale in the face 

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"