Pun'd 

1. A fictitious television program hosted by some lame ass middle-aged Dad where he puts his guests in really ridiculous situations that inevitably end in the old fuck using a really bad dad joke. The puns to the joke are painful, yet hilarious beyond belief. The show is, albeit made up, is a complete rip-off of Punk'd.

*Host of Pun'd dressed as an old chinese monk*
Host: "Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired."
....
Host:"Welcome to Pun'd, Bitch!"

Pun'd by You gonna fuck on me? October 19, 2018

pun doken

greeting to be used during any time labelled 11:11; regardless of am or pm. when not used during 11:11, it is a greeting wishing the recipient a good future or past 11:11.

pun doken, friend!

pun doken by cavalierprimary April 14, 2021

Pun-dit 

a person who habitually uses puns in conversation; an asshole.

“Hey did you see my new Urban Dictionary word? I totally PUN-DIT.”
“You’re an asshole.”

Pun-dit by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

pun of the day 

The unfunny word combinations that are often chosen as the Urban Dictionary word of the day. They are created solely for the reason for posting on this site, and do not reflect actual slang. See flojectile, dotcomrade, drafterglow, and locavore, to name a few.

Who came up with this stupid pun of the day?

pun of the day by Alex Dubya January 8, 2008

double pun 

1. a play on words that occurs when a person makes a pun within a pun, often followed by great excitement and a sense of accomplishment for the person who told it. this is a very powerful pun.

2. an extended pun, not limited by frequency of occurrence

person 1: i was banging my girlfriend so hard during titanic, i missed the ending. what happened?

person 2: loose lips sink ships.

person 1: dude, that was a double pun. touche.

double pun by dan trainor December 15, 2008

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

Dad Pun by dhawk123 March 8, 2009

Double-Pun-itration 

When two people are making puns at the same time.

I was part of a"double-pun-itration" last night, it was awful.

Double-Pun-itration by N_E_K July 30, 2016