1. A fictitious television program hosted by some lame ass middle-aged Dad where he puts his guests in really ridiculous situations that inevitably end in the old fuck using a really bad dad joke. The puns to the joke are painful, yet hilarious beyond belief. The show is, albeit made up, is a complete rip-off of Punk'd.
*Host of Pun'd dressed as an old chinese monk*
Host: "Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired."
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Host:"Welcome to Pun'd, Bitch!"
Host: "Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired."
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Host:"Welcome to Pun'd, Bitch!"
by You gonna fuck on me? October 19, 2018
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2. an extended pun, not limited by frequency of occurrence
2. an extended pun, not limited by frequency of occurrence
person 1: i was banging my girlfriend so hard during titanic, i missed the ending. what happened?
person 2: loose lips sink ships.
person 1: dude, that was a double pun. touche.
person 2: loose lips sink ships.
person 1: dude, that was a double pun. touche.
by dan trainor December 15, 2008
Get the double pun mug.1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.
1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
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