Pumpy Pants

When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.

Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!

by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021

puppy pants

Pants that exist mostly or completely out of puppies. This kind of pantaloons is very hard to wear while working, but sitting in puppy pants can bring great happiness and inner peace.

Note: fur garments do not count, they have to be a bunch of live puppies
Note: 'puppy pants' are not to be confused with 'poopy pants', but the first might cause the second.

See also:
puppy hat
cat hat
cat feet ear warmers
cats in racks

1. I saw this lady on Cuteoverload today who was wearing puppy pants out on the street, she must be the happiest person in the world!

2. Screw your furcoat, I'm wearing puppy pants to the premiere!

by Nynke_ June 10, 2008