A lanky bastad. Has orange hair. The most pesimistic bastad in the world. Usually has pumpernickel seeds in his teeth... even though pumpernickel doesnt have seeds... It was actually poppy seeds but it came out wrong.
by coner October 20, 2003
An item that is very pulpous and preferably orange colored. It is usually one of many species that can be bought in the masses during Halloween time at the local Superstore. It is merely the inedible imitation of the real thing.
by Pepy September 22, 2007
by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021
Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.
by Texas Bear November 5, 2020
by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003
The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.
Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "
by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003
by Miniliam October 24, 2011