Grumpy Pumpy

When one is having sex, but not actually enjoying it.

I had some grumpy pumpy last night with my bitch - it was shit.

Grumpy Pumpy by Miniliam October 24, 2011

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When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

pumping a grumpy 

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

pumping a grumpy by Big Jerms August 23, 2005

Pumping a grumpy 

Slang for having a bowel movement, pooping, taking a shit, etc

Bro where the hell were you, we lost the game because of you

Stfu, I was pumping a grumpy.

Pumping a grumpy by Davehar March 28, 2025

Grumpypumping 

when you and your spouse have intercourse after an intense argument.

Me: My girlfriend broke my lamp so I have her a good grumpypumping.

Grumpypumping by hawaiislang May 12, 2016

Pumpin' a grump

Act of taking a dump. Used when said act was particularly satisfying.

Ben: Damn, your house stinks!
Ryan: Yeah, I just finished pumpin' a grump.

Pumpin' a grump by bneffer January 6, 2009

Pump a Grump 

To Pump a Grump, is to take a massive shit.

I ate 12 tacos, and that night i had to pump a grump.

Pump a Grump by Nick Wolff June 18, 2006