Thundertug 

Noun- the act of pleasuring yourself during a thunderstorm while flying a kite with a brass key attached. Additional lubricants may be involved, but are not necessarily required.

Tonight there will be a large storm. Grab my kite and key. It's time for a good ol' Thundertug.

Thundertug by Reluctant Squad Leader November 5, 2019

Thundercunting 

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.

1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"

Thundercunting by 1rexie July 26, 2023

Thunder tug 

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

Thunder tug by BEARCULES August 24, 2019

thundercuck 

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.

Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.

thundercuck by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

Thundercougarfalconbird 

One of the best and most expensive cars in the year 3000. From the Futurama episode Put your Head on my Shoulder.

Sales Person: "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"
Fry: "Sorry, I'm not here to buy."
Sales Person: "I understand and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."
Fry: "I care! I care plenty! I just dunno how to make them stop!"
Sales Person: "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

Thundercougarfalconbird by Rankojin August 10, 2004

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Cockwombling thundercunt by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Thundercunt 

Absolutely slamming or throwing something into something else with great force, most often a wall.

"My buddy Eric thundercunted his hamster into a wall after losing four ranked League of Legends matches"

"My mom grounded me for four weeks after I repeatedly thundercunted my brother into the table for playing on my Xbox"

Thundercunt by Vassal of Merlok the Dark August 9, 2023