Pumpkin Spice Syndrome
Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.
Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”
Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”
Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”
Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”
G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”
Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”
Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”
G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
Pumpkin Spice Syndrome by ClownCakes November 5, 2018
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