Pumping Irony 

Going to the gym and doing an exercise at a higher weight than you'd planned simply because it was already on the bar and you're too lazy to change the plates.

The last guy left his plates on the bar after he finished. It's only 10 more pounds than I was going to do and I really don't feel like changing the plates. Fuck it, guess I'm pumping irony today.

Pumping Irony by More_Libations June 4, 2015

pumping iron 

1) Lifting freeweights, origianally all made of cast iron. Some are now plastic.

2) Arnold movie about the first definition.

"Can't go out tonight, I'll be pumping iron at home."


"Have you ever seen pumping iron?"

pumping iron by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Pumping Iron 

Having vaginal intercourse with a menstruating female.

"I had to change my sheets because I was pumping iron with Sara last night"

Pumping Iron by Quawmfpt January 7, 2015

pumping iron 

To have brutal sex with the opposite gender.

"I can't picture you pumping iron with a man."

pumping iron by CMarieT March 9, 2009

Pumping iron 

Having vaginal sex while partner is on period.

I was pumping iron with Irene while she was on her menstrual cycle.

Pumping iron by Jdizza January 22, 2023

Pumping the Midnight Iron 

Masturbating.

Man, it's been a rough night. Time to go pumping the midnight iron.

Pumping the Midnight Iron by Garreth Gobblecoque October 23, 2008