pump & dump 

Dating someone until they give up some sex then breaking up the next day.

Sally is home crying because Jeff did the old pump & dump and she aint got a date.

pump & dump by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

pump & dump 

The art of masturbating while taking a shit.

Dude, I had to take a growler, but I wanted to rub one out, too. So I took a Pump & Dump.

pump & dump by icemankyle December 9, 2007

Pump & Dump 

A hooker or a hook-up girl that was used the night before. She is usually seen looking for a ride. Could be partially dressed or a little messy with the personal hygene. Lipstick is smeared, wearing a mans shirt, stinky..

The pump & dump was seen hitch hiking trying to get a ride back to town.

Pump & Dump by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007

Pump & Dump 

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

Pump & Dump by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

Pump & Dump 

The act of smoking a blunt while on the toilet which intensifies the high due to the poop particles in the air.

"I did a quick pump & dump before work and was high until the next morning."

Pump & Dump by jerkperc April 13, 2025

Two Pump Dump 

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

Two Pump Dump by The Dogg August 12, 2014

three pump dump

When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load

Ben is a three pump dump man.

three pump dump by Scoobman July 16, 2006