Pulling a marden

1. Listening to Music (for more than an hour) while simultaneously perusing Facebook!

2. Having no ability what so ever to type...like zero ability

Bob: Hey man what you doing
Jennifer: I am not a man
Bob: oh sorry my bad...hey girl what you up to

Jennifer: Nothing much just pulling a marden

Bob: Oh ok thats cool. Hey are Katie and Ben facebook Official yet?
Jenniffer: hmm no from my facebook stalking so far there are no notifications of such a relationship..by the way this new song from Lil wayne is amazing
Bob: you are definitely pulling a Marden

Bob:

Pulling a marden by Pixar June 28, 2009

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Pulling A Madden

When a video game franchise is released year after year with very little changes, but is still popular. The first franchise to do this was of course Madden Football.

Guitar Hero, Dance Dance Revolution, and most other sports games are most likely to keep Pulling A Madden.

Pulling A Madden by insanecow November 16, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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