Pulling a Phelpsy 

Winning 8 gold medals at the olympics in swimming and then doing some weed and losing all your sponsors and being suspended.

"I went yesterday and pulled a Phelpsy."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, Pulling a Phelpsy is fun!"
"Cool!"

Pulling a Phelpsy by qwertyman123 April 7, 2009

pulling a phelps 

Referring to when Michael Phelps was caught on camera smoking a bong; when someone acts/does something crazy or stupid

Joe: I can't believe Fred went out with that chick!

George: I know! He must've been pulling a phelps that night.

pulling a phelps by swim4life July 31, 2009

Pulling a Phelps 

1. To be in an incriminating photograph. 2. To be photographed doing something that may jeopardize one's career, or one's professional or personal relationships.

Ex 1: "Awesome party last night man, but I need to get those pics. I really pulled a Phelps with that two-way they were passing around"

Ex 2: "Dude, Have you seen the Facebook pics from that party? Wesley totally pulled a Phelps with Jeremy's ROOR"

Ex 3: Michael Phelps is an expert at "Pulling a Phelps", as noted in many news articles in late 2008, early 2009, where he was photographed at a party with a bong in-hand.

Pulling a Phelps by Rick Ford February 16, 2009

Pulling a Phelps 

To decimate all competition so much that the world wont be able to catch up to your absolute domination for at least 30 years.

"Dude I was totally Pulling a Phelps last night in bed, now Im the only person the ladies want to screw

Pulling a Phelps by KingofThePies October 13, 2008

Pulling a Phelps 

Abruptly walking away from a group like a pure asshole without saying anything.

I'm pulling a Phelps because this chick is so fat.

Pulling a Phelps by ClubTest November 7, 2011

Pulling a Michael Phelps 

The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.

At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.

You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.

The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.

A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.

If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps

Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!

Pulling a Michael Phelps by Team_Michael-Phelps February 27, 2011

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026