A. When an individual becomes so intoxicated that they are no longer in control of their bowels and shit all over their house.
B. When a female becomes so enraged with her significant other that she beats the living shit out of him. (Preferably in public or in company of others)
a. Yo, at that party last night that girl pulled a Jackie and it was dank!
b. That hoe was pullin' a Jackie on his ass right there in the food court!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.