Pulling a Marcus

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).

My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)

Pulling a Marcus by hypo November 18, 2011

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Pulling a Marcus

always acting clumsy as fuck and typically breaking shit; typically a person who misplaces everything also

he was pulling a marcus last night by tripping over the hookah hose and thus causing the hot coal to fall on the ground and burn a hole in the rug.

Pulling a Marcus by thor0708 September 26, 2011

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Pulling A Marcus

When you're too poor too do anything, so you try to come up with an excuse to make yourself not look poor.

Rudy: Bro you wanna go to the mall today?

Grant: Nah man I can't..

Rudy: Why dude it'll be fun!

Grant: I'm saving up to go on this big trip with my dad..

Rudy: Dude.. You're really pulling a marcus right now.

Pulling A Marcus by JapaneseBurrito June 25, 2010

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Pulling a marcus

Muting your mic when things dont go your way. Always going to eat food mid game just to deminish the chance for the team to win.

Marcus where are you?
You just pulled a marcus
Stop pulling a marcus!
Where the fried chicken at?

Pulling a marcus by Retro Lordz June 4, 2017

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Pullin a Marcus

When sum1 ruins the moment or fucks up the joke

Damn he pullin a Marcus

Pullin a Marcus by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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