Puking Game 

1. When whispering (belligerently speaking) sweet nothings (obscene comments) into (at) a girl's ear (her face), in no way, shape, or form should the mention of "taco" be used in a form to relieve "sexual tension" in hopes that the girl has mutual feelings and when realizing that the there is not a positive response from the girl, questioning, on a Scale of One to Ten the odds of you're "hooking up" is, although humorous, not acceptable.

2. When Spitting Game crosses the fine line into Creepy Country.

3. When an over-confident guy, prompted by excessive alcohol consumption, attempts to incoherently “hit on” a girl with hopes of finding himself in a romantic misunderstanding…
While the guy in this equation usually thinks his behavior is both welcome and appreciated, the girl is left appalled. Reversing the girl’s opinion of the guy who puked game on her is almost always impossible. In fact, there is only one recorded “opinion reversal” since game has first been puked. The incredible incident happened in the spring of 2007 and Dreamworks has purchased the movie rights to the unbelievable story.

"Man, did you see Mark last night? He was puking game all-over Gina."

Puking Game by Thickburger421 May 31, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012