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Pukhtane 

"Pukhtane" denotes the people from Pakistan, formerly NWFP, now Pakhtunkhwa, with around 49 million residing in KP, Pakistan. Spread across 36 districts, the region, once part of extended Punjab, is now a mix of Gypsy people with diverse origins.

Despite claims of diversity, districts show little distinction; the majority shares genetic similarities with Punjabis. Some exhibit Nordic or Turkic features due to assimilation by Foreign Empires brutalizing Pukhtane. "Pathans" in the West are peaceful but often score top grades in Sexual Assault Registry. Their South Asian genetic ancestry contradicts claims of being pure Iranians or Afghans.

Born Muslims, Pukhtane maintain a caste system among Yousafzais, Afridis, and Khattaks, claiming superiority over 180 million Punjabis, although their ancestry contradicts this. Over time, they may adopt Arabic and Turkish to distance from Indian roots. Average Pukhtane have 70-90% South Asian ancestry but may appear white and Nordic due to Indo-Aryan factors.

Each KP tribe engages in cultural appropriation from Afghanistan. Khattaks claim the same dialect as Afghans, Afridis assert serving Afghanistan, and Yousafzais claim Kabul belongs to them. Intra-tribal marriages lead to a decline in average IQ, conforming easily to Punjabi-speaking elites. While broken Pashto is common, some are comfortable with Punjabi and Urdu. Marriages involve dances reminiscent of Punjabi immigrants, ending with alcohol and transgender performances.
"Munga Bunga Pukhtane you kana ji"
"Broder we pukhtane wazz afghans and are higher upper class pepo"

"we pukhtane are Europeans"
Pukhtane by TacticalKhel January 12, 2024
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A pukhtan is a pathan who speaks pashto from kpk pakistan (khyber pukhtan khwa) if you can’t speak pashto the your not pukhtan .

There know for their bravery and kind hospitality. Pukhtana never back down from a fight . There women are modest and actually value themselves unlike these western punjabis .
Pukhtana are one of a kind and many of them have green or blue eyes and are one of the only two groups of Pakistanis to have coloured eyes .

Don’t ever mess with a pukhtan girl cause her brother will leave you for dead !;)
Be ware there’s a lion (pukhtan)
pukhtan by Huzaifa May 2, 2023
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