Pigmantis 

A giant pig, with the arms and the face of a praying mantis.

A pigmantis just ate my child!

Pigmantis by Noran Ingolstad March 8, 2011

pragmartist 

A pragmartist is a rare breed of individual who lives at the intersection of practicality and artistry, much like a unicorn that knows how to do taxes. They are the kind of people who can somehow turn a chaotic, cluttered desk into a Pinterest-worthy workspace with nothing but a couple of binder clips and sheer willpower. Imagine someone who decides to color-code their entire life for efficiency but does so using only hand-mixed, artisanal watercolors.

For example, when faced with the mundane task of meal prep for the week, a pragmartist doesn't just chop vegetables and cook rice; they turn their refrigerator into a masterpiece of nutritional value and visual appeal, where every container is both a feast for the eyes and the body. It’s like if Bob Ross and Martha Stewart had a love child who was really into meal planning.

Or consider the act of gift wrapping. The pragmartist shuns store-bought paper in favor of creating their own out of recycled materials, each gift a work of art that screams, "I care about you and the planet, but also, I'm very good with a glue gun."

In essence, a pragmartist makes life a little more beautiful and a lot more functional, proving that yes, you can indeed have your cake, decorate it with exquisite, edible flowers, and eat it too, all while making sure it’s perfectly balanced for your macros.

Look at that bookshelf - both colour coded and organised by genre! Must be the work of a pragmartist.

pragmartist by Vulture February 22, 2024