Puhflum 

Nerd but in a nice way. Instead of saying "Dude, hahaha, you're such a nerd!" You say "Dude! haha, You're such a puhflum!" Because it just sounds rad. Pronounced Puh-Flum

Dude 1: Did you see Jared last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, I can't believe he danced on the bar!
Dude 1: He's such a puhflum!

Puhflum by The Creator of Puhflum June 3, 2009

Phflump 

The action and resulting sound that occurs when a male removes his genitals from his pants and drops them on an unsuspecting recipient as a symbol of his dominance.

Zip phflump thats how I roll.

Phflump by Abe's Mustache July 7, 2006