Puerto Rican Pullout

When preforming unprotected intercourse the male does not pullout during climax. He simply "pulls out" of his partners life and flees the country, avoiding all risks of fathering a child. (Originated in Puerto Rico)

Jim did the Puerto Rican pullout last night, haven't seen him since. {to preform the Puerto Rican pullout]

Puerto Rican Pullout by Bush did 9/11 March 31, 2015

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puerto rican pullout

When Ray Navaez Jr. is escaping danger and leaves everyone to fight.

This shit is getting intense. Time to pull a Puerto Rican Pullout
RAY WHERE YOU GOING! RAY!
See you bitches this Puerto Rican is Pulling out.
DAMMIT, RAY ! FUCK YOU, RAY!
*Here Ray laughing as shit goes from bad to worse*

puerto rican pullout by Bleuinator July 20, 2016

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puerto rican pullout

When your having sex with a girl and your about to cum pull out and snort a line off her butt

Yo Jeff do a puerto rican pullout on that bitch!

Dont be a pussy puerto rican pullout that hoe!

puerto rican pullout by 8o5 September 25, 2013

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Puerto Rican pull out

When instead of wearing a condom you just pull out and splurge all over the girls back when you are about to cum.
Also that thing that they told you not to do in sex Ed but only bitches don't

Don't be a bitch, lose the condom and Puerto Rican pull out you pussy

Puerto Rican pull out by Dothejohnwall February 25, 2015

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peurto rican pull out

when you're doing someone from behind and just as you are about to bust, you pull out and jizz on their face

we were bangin' and i gaave her a peurto rican pull out

peurto rican pull out by pringle_dingle December 16, 2015

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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