Puddle Fishing

The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.

Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.

Puddle Fishing by MLE vonn July 3, 2005

Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

Puddle fishing by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 8, 2023

Fishing in a puddle 

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

Fishing in a puddle by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017