A sick little
bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by
giving him the reach around completely
free of charge.
Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot,
Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get
bagged by that
pud pullin' monkey fucker.