A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given
school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely
free of
charge.
Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot,
Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that
pud pullin' monkey fucker.