Pucough 

1. The state asthmatics get in when they have a chest infection.

2. Coughing so much you barf

3. Mondays

I just pucoughed so hard, I puked up my asshole and my breakfast.

Pucough by slsbrooks November 16, 2020

phucough 

1(a command to) Go away, get lost, get out of my sight
2)an expression of displeasure, or a response to a distasteful directed at you

1)Give me some sugar, or phucough.
2)If you don't like my opinion, you can phucough!

phucough by attagirl April 10, 2005