Phodography are the images that your social media friends post of their pets - usually a constant stream of heart-rending imagery. Can also be used for images of cats - much to their annoyance!
Stephen: Uh, have you seen what Carol is posting?
Nigel: Oh man, she loves her phodography!
Stephen: It's a cat!
Upon receiving the same e-mail, two or more people simultaneously unsheathing their blackberries from their holsters (like wild west gunfighters) in an attempt to be the first to read it.
We were all sitting in a meeting and as soon as the e-mail from corporate went out there was a massive phodown in the board room.