Pshcum 

/psh-cum/
noun
Pissing, shitting, and cumming at the same time, usually out of anger or stressful situations

Miles is going to Pshcum himself if he keeps dying in Ninja Gaiden

When Niko drinks milk, he doesn't just shit, he Pschums

Pshcum by Elduroto April 1, 2021

pshum 

A verb describing the act of simultaneously shitting, pissing and cumming.

“I met this girl called glen last night, and she asked me if I could pshum on her”

pshum by Pshumming-expert May 17, 2023