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A mystical force of nature responsible for ailments and deaths of millions of Balkan people throughout history.
"Promaja!"
"CLOSE THE WINDOWS!"
Promaja by KatarinaRat1623 August 30, 2016

iPhone 13 pro max 

A pretty superior iPhone albeit repetitive but knowing apple this is no surprise

Hell, most people have got iPhone anyway so just pick this one
iPhone 13 pro max is truly a beautiful phone much better than whatever android/samsungs got going on tbh

PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL

Promatize 

v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.
Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.
Promatize by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007

promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008
Wind created when theres opened window and door in certain room.

Drastic type of death.

Most of the times your babushka is screaming at you to close window because she fears you are gonna catch cold.

Word comes from Serbian language but can also be used in English.
Babushka: CLOSE THE DAMN WINDOW PROMAJA IS GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: Yes, grandma.
Promaja by ZGopnik February 5, 2019