Professional Retard 

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

Professional Retard by Downstrike November 24, 2004

Professional Retard 

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

Professional Retard by Steaver370 September 21, 2004