Professional Glazer 

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:

Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017

Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass

Professional Glazer by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007