Procrasturbation

1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).

First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!

by Information Pete September 16, 2009

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 16, 2003

procrasturbation

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

by kwang June 5, 2003

procrasturbate

to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.

I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.

by IAmLanky January 18, 2009

Procrasturbation

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.

Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer

by Tommy Maddox January 25, 2007

procrasturbation

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004

procrasturbator

Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.

Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.

by Partyup4269 June 2, 2009