by Dr. Lipschitz September 7, 2017
To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
by Kevin Baconator Jr July 24, 2013
"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."
by carols213 May 12, 2016