by What is YOUR handle?! October 05, 2018
A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.
The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
by KNCVBKK January 09, 2024