probed 

1)a all-chick band from montreal
2) What aliens do to you when you are abducted.

1)"hey, there goes probed"
2) "Dude, your ass is bleeding"
"That's cuz i was abducted earlier to day and probed my some fucking aliens."

probed by cathyyyy June 6, 2004

an alien probed me 

Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse

An Alien probed me and i never saw him cuming..

an alien probed me by flyillustra August 20, 2020

u got probed

A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.

Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!

u got probed by indianmolester September 27, 2009

Got Probed 

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

Got Probed by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

probephobe 

Someone who can’t even begin to approach consideration of information gained from a carefully conducted probe.

I’m not a probephobe as the fake press alleges, I’m merely trying to explain that I’m a winner who rose straight to the top on my own!

probephobe by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

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