Prittiado 

Argentinian common beverage, made with cheap wine and lemon soda, usually "Pritty".

1: Hey, it's hot in here
2: Yes, let's make a prittiado to cool down.

Prittiado by Tmaxel October 30, 2016

Pristiano Penaldo 

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

Pristiano Penaldo by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

prittaconda 

noun- a penis resembling the size, structure, and strength of the anaconda.

noun- a penis so great as to be in multiple places at a given time.

The prittaconda filled the air with stinch.

prittaconda by sandjigga January 2, 2010

Pristiano Penaldo 

Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.

He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.

As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.

Pristiano Penaldo is a finished player living in the arabian dessert

Pristiano Penaldo by MeltedY September 3, 2023

Pristiano Penaldo 

Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.

look, It's Pristiano Penaldo! Run, hide the penalties!

Pristiano Penaldo by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024