Someone equally fictitious as Santa and God, this alleged entity holds appeal for hicks, evangelists and pierced-
teen fantasies (and all the while you were wondering what they have in common). Also alleged is that he is a fallen angel, but sources can
never tell how he fell, from where, and did he take any para-legal action immediately afterwards? In
case he did, who was his lawyer? I'
d want to avoid the lawyer who can't get anything better than hell in compensation.