Prince Perfect

The purest form of charm and perfection. The ultimate combination of the man romanticised by Disney and the epitome of both modern day romance and the courtly love convention. He is a stallion of a man. He is the one your mother warned you about and the one you've dreamed of since you were a little girl. He makes you laugh when you don't even want to smile, he writes you poetry and suprises you with flowers, he shares his ice cream with you, he treats you like a princess and makes you feel like the only girl in the world, he sends you notes just to let you know he's always thinking of you, he never stops telling you how beautiful you are, he holds your hand and doesn't want to let go, he kisses you like he means it and he will stop at nothing to make you the happiest girl in the world. If you find him, God has richly blessed you and you should hold onto him with all you've got.

Rachel: I've found the most amazing guy, he's my Prince Charming, my Mr Right.

Donna: It sounds like you've found Prince Perfect

Prince Perfect by TimTam87 February 6, 2014

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Prince Perfect

The ultimate prince. He's charming and sincere. He makes you feel like you've reached a peak of happiness only to show you it gets better. He laughs at your jokes and likes your smile. He is honest and loyal and he is anything and everything somebody would ever want.

Andres Luna is prince perfect.

Prince Perfect by chickenkisses April 5, 2015

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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