The good-at-math but sucks at art kind of girl who you will want to know more about and be friends with. Slow when understanding other people's sayings. The girl who everyone thinks is pretty and smart, but calls herself ugly and dumb 24/7. Don't have favorites in everything. Often too kind and modest. Unique among her friends. Pretty selfish sometimes, but loving. She just doesn't know how to express her love to others. Yet she questions her inability to love all the time.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.