pickton 

The art of deceptively retaining the services of a prostitute whilst planning his or her (more commonly her) demise. Typically, one would use the prostitute for their services and dispose of them immediately thereafter. Although, in some cases one would simply seek out a prostitute for the sole purpose of disposing of them. In either case, said disposal should take place at a pig farm.

While there may be an initial investment required, such as a retainer fee charged by said prostitute, this fee is typically returned to the customer after disposal. The only costs incurred by a customer should be for the following:
-gas to drive to and from the pig farm
-a shovel
-a bag of lime

Hooker: Hey there cutie, you lookin' for a good time?
Pickton wannabe: Yea, hop in.
Hooker: Where are you taking me?
Pickton wannabe: To a farm.

The End.

pickton by FunkyAlbertan December 31, 2011

Pricktentious 

A person who is both a prick and pretentious at the same time.

"I only listen to music that isn't mainstream or that people haven't heard of, think my collar is 'popped' high enough?"

"Dude, that's so pricktentious of you!"

Pricktentious by Mike 20 March 7, 2008

Urban Pricktionary 

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.

John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.

Urban Pricktionary by TurdFly March 6, 2013

Pricktionary

A fictional booklet that lists the names of jerks people encounter. From the words Prick and dictionary.

After showing up drunk and ruining Christina's baby shower, Jared made several peoples Pricktionary.

Pricktionary by Hawiedied September 8, 2009

pickton 

A pig farmer who murdered 50 prostitutes

Don't go with Pickton, you won't come back, hon.

pickton by daniel francis November 11, 2007

Pricktologist 

N: A douchebag who excels at being a prick. The upper echelon of prickness. One who has earned the equivalent of a doctorate degree in being a prick. Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh. Osama bin Laden.

Newsreporter: Wouldn't your actions in the Middle East irreparably damage the infrastructure there?

Prick Cheney: I could care less about those ragheads!

Newsreporter (to her cameraman): Goddamm this guy's a first-class pricktologist!

Pricktologist by Miles Effed Up March 9, 2011

pickton 

When you "bang" someone and stick them in the freezer shortly after.

Dude A: Dude, last night did you get any?

Dude B: Ya man, I pulled a pickton last night.

Dude A: Ok.

pickton by foodshouldbefree August 4, 2009