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1.a penis that is so amazing, the only word that can explain it is pretty.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.

he has a pretty penis, i could suck it all day long!

pretty penis by Tha Star Diva! April 8, 2009

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pretty penis

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.

"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."

pretty penis by Jackie January 1, 2005

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pretty penis

Any penis that is over 10 inches, very thick, bold viens, the tip is 2 times thicker then the shaft, and or looks like an arrow.

the way it moves looks like a pretty penis

pretty penis by Edger II June 1, 2006

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penis, pretty big

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth

Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch

penis, pretty big by Lips March 23, 2004

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Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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