Pretenzees 

Adj. pre-ten-zees, (modern contemporary English) the classification of any cannabis flower, or buds that had the potential to be great, but due to growing conditions and environment, in combination with nutritional availability for the plants development, resulting in a sub par product. It could also be faulty genetics, but typically the aroma and flavor profiles are comparatively non existent. Upon first glance it may look like gas, but when you handle the buds, it will be apparent that you have pretend good weed, known as Pretenzees! Some have called it Mids, or Beasters in some parts of the world.

Get those Pretenzees out of my face my dude, I asked for that gas (Aka herb, bud, fire, kush, kb, tree, reefer, cannabis, etc) my dude.

That shit looks alright, but when you break it up and try to burn, you know it’s Pretenzees.

Pretenzees by Cannawizard December 13, 2023

pretendies 

Slang for mid-grade pot. Short for "pretend kind" buds. Usually a kind strain but poorly grown or accidently allowed to germinate from male plants. Still better than schwag, but not as good as kind. Going rates in Boulder, CO..

kind bud...$50 per 1/8th ounce. Very nice. No seeds. Smells/tastes great. 1-3 hits should do you. See Northern Lights.

Pretendies...$100 per ounce. Usually green and fluffy. Perhaps some seeds. Smells/tastes good. May need 2-5 hits for nice groove. Sometimes called beesters.

Schwag...$60 per ounce. Can be dark green or brown. Lots of seeds. Sometimes formed in brick squares. Smells/tastes earthy or like dirt. Will need 4+ hits to get high. Sometimes only produces headache.

Dude, I can't get any kind buds. How 'bout we buy some pretendies?

pretendies by Purple Bong December 18, 2005

pretendcest 

Sexual relations with an adopted sibling.

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.

pretendcest by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013

Peteneese 

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.

Peteneese is the language used by Pete when he’s under the influence of fire water.

Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023

Peteneese 

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.

Peteneese is the language used by Pete when he’s under the influence of fire water.

Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023

Peteneese 

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.

Peteneese is the language Pete uses when under the influence of “fire water”.

Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023

Peteneese 

The babbling language that Pete speaks. A very challenging language to comprehend. It is a mixture of Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and a mixture of the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs. May have origins dating back to the Annunaki. Even God has a problem deciphering this language. When confronted by Pete just smile and nod your head. Do not run or make eye contact or you will feel the full wrath of his loyal guardian Caroline. She will beat you with a bamboo cane and have you thrown into a bamboo cage where you will be forced to listen to Cher trying to sing the song Believe. After which Pete will stand before you naked and complaining about his “weird little dick”. It is best to avoid this rabid little chipmunk.

Peteneese is the language that Pete speaks when under the influence of “fire water”.

Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023