pressure wash

Douching with Mentos and Diet Coke to prevent pregnancy.

(contrary to popular belief, it does not work)

"Sally decided to try a pressure wash when the condom failed"

by Episkopose Gorm February 16, 2009

Pressure Wash

making a woman orgasm so hard that her orgasm soaks the sheets resembling the sheets after they get out of the washing machine.

I pounded Tracy so hard that she pressure washed my couch...yeaaa boi

by DLAZ February 12, 2007

Pressure Wash

When you stick your dick or a similar object into your partner/hooker's asshole, then you have them shit on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. This should cause the poop to go around the object and forcibly eject out the anus. The end result looks like a pressure washer spraying poop. DO NOT get in the way of this 'pressure washer,' it will inflict physical harm.

Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.

Danny: Oh yeah John! Just a little deeper and then I'll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!

John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)

by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011

pressure wash

When someone, normally male, uses urine to clean "skid marks" off the inside of a toliet. This works especially well if done within the next 10-15 minutes. Works best as an unspoken agreement between roomates/partygoers.

"Hey man, I just took a wicked dump in your bathroom. Haha, left skidmarks all over the toilet."

"O great, next person to piss make sure to pressure wash that crap off."

by MartinHooper February 13, 2007

pressure wash

When skidmarks are left on the bottom of the bowl from taking a crap and you use your pee stream to clean the bowl.

Mark: Dude, I left a massive skid in the john.
Rick: Well, just pressure wash it!
Mark: I can't! I pissed before I dropped a duece!

by jubilantham August 22, 2007

Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not

Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!

by The legend! June 17, 2021