Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
Get the Premarital Masturbationmug.