Prebbleton Picnic

A Prebbleton Picnic is a two person act of someone eating someone else's vagina out when the other is on all fours with their bum in the air. The picnic aspect is relative to three factors. Factor one: Their anus is packed full of narcotics in powder format, typically cocaine. Factor two: The person eating out the vagina is being fed. Factor three: The person being eaten out is also enjoying a good spread of food like a ploughman's lunch on a blanket in the park for example. Once the person eating the food has digested enough, they fart their powder packed anus directly up the second persons nostrils. This would all commence in Prebbleton, Christchurch. An area involved with heavy swinging.

Crystal and I had a fantastic Sunday. After Church we packed a basket, went to the park and enjoyed a Prebbleton Picnic. After she finished off the blue cheese...her 'date' popped. Complete white-out, I couldn't see straight for a few hours. She was a bit of a pig actually I was disappointed I missed out on the olives before the big show.

Prebbleton Picnic by Holy_Trinity January 13, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012