Pre-sexual 

Somebody, who has yet to confirm their sexuality in any meaningful way.

A: "I'd rather not call myself asexual... bit young to be saying that."
B: "Then call yourself pre-sexual!"

Pre-sexual by Kecske_Gamer March 25, 2024

Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual 

A male or female who is sexually attracted to a minors pre-pubescent ball hair clippings

Omg Quandale’s pre-pubescent ball hair clippings are so hot ima rub my roast beef to them i am Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual by bigmacniggadickcheese November 22, 2021

Piesexual

If you give a person pie they will get sexual

Sam-Cas, Dean is Piesexual

Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.

Piesexual by Dean goddamn winchester March 14, 2015

peesexual 

someone who is attracted to other pee

Idoit: I think I am peesexual
person : no your just dumb

peesexual by GenGingg July 2, 2021

piesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.

person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual

piesexual by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008

Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.

The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.

Piesexual by James Almond December 13, 2008

presexual marriage 

tieing the knot before trying it out.

What a churchy, she totally believes in presexual marriage.

presexual marriage by Justin Edwards June 9, 2005