Pre-sexual

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Somebody, who has yet to confirm their sexuality in any meaningful way.

A: "I'd rather not call myself asexual... bit young to be saying that."
B: "Then call yourself pre-sexual!"

Pre-sexual by Kecske_Gamer March 25, 2024

Words you can keep

Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

A male or female who is sexually attracted to a minors pre-pubescent ball hair clippings

Omg Quandale’s pre-pubescent ball hair clippings are so hot ima rub my roast beef to them i am Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual by bigmacniggadickcheese November 22, 2021

Piesexual

If you give a person pie they will get sexual

Sam-Cas, Dean is Piesexual

Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.

Piesexual by Dean goddamn winchester March 14, 2015

peesexual

someone who is attracted to other pee

Idoit: I think I am peesexual
person : no your just dumb

peesexual by GenGingg July 2, 2021

piesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.

person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual

piesexual by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008

Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.

The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.

Piesexual by James Almond December 13, 2008

presexual marriage

tieing the knot before trying it out.

What a churchy, she totally believes in presexual marriage.

presexual marriage by Justin Edwards June 9, 2005

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026