Pre-hab

Pre-gaming for re-hab, i.e. spending all day drinking before an alcoholics anonymous meeting.

Rick is such a junky, he drank for seven hours straight and went through an eightball by himself before AA tonight. Such a bro, one day I hope to pre-hab as hard as he does.

by Dr. Junkycat March 17, 2010

pre-hab

Where people go to avoid a future addiction.

Britney's kids now in pre-hab.

by Adam Torbjörnsson April 20, 2008

Pre-hab

Where people *say* they are when they're really in rehab.
It's supposed to sounds proactive without admitting to a problem.

My client was merely in pre-hab. He has no drug or alcohol problems. It's preventive medicine.

by sariks March 17, 2010

pre-hab

A place where various drugs are insufflated. Also known as Dr. Junkycats lab.

I'm coked out of my mind, been in pre-hab all night.

by steakbro March 17, 2010

Pre-hab

A regimen of strength training and conditioning in preparation for a surgical procedure, usually orthopedic, designed to speed recovery.

The reason her recovery went so well and that she was back to playing tennis so soon was that she did her pre-hab.

by erlichmanr October 14, 2018

Pre-Hab

To abstain from drinking for a time period prior to a major drinking event.

"I am going to get loose on next weekend's camping trip. I better do some pre-hab this week.

by GetlooseAZ January 8, 2019

prehab

someone who is making certain decisions early in life that will most likely cause them to go to rehab before or during college

Nan is a straigt up prehab girl considering she is only 14 and already loves sniffing sharpies and getting high off diet coke.

by Shallizayy December 25, 2005