The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
by droopscrotty December 30, 2016
Get the Pre-Hooters pound offmug.