Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.

"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"

Pre- Fucktial agreement by Aye, Right March 30, 2009

prefucktual agreement 

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

prefucktual agreement by jclrk777 October 19, 2009