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Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.
If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.
by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018
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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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basketball player

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller
everyone who chucks a brick at the hoop, like gay Teng, who is a gay basketball player
by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006
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basketball player

the obvious hottest type of athlete
by m/s/p/ December 8, 2018
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On December 3 it’s kiss a basketball player day, find a basketball player and kiss em.
Hey what day is it? It’s National kiss a basketball player day!
by Lbj24 December 2, 2021
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basketball player

Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").

There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.
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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."

"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"

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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
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basketball player

by dragon September 3, 2003
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