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prank caller 

someone who calls people just to mess with them. usually targets business, less talented prankers target residences by calling, and then hanging up when someone answers. The Comedy Central show Crank Yankers is about real-life prank calls, acted out by puppets.
Hey, let's call Moe's!!

Whoa man, i'm no prank caller!
prank caller by clarise December 23, 2005

Prankcaller 

Everybody has fallen victim of this vermin, they tormented you in any point in your life. They are classified as such:

1- A disgrunted company employee, who relieves his/her stress by cursing his/her employeers after a day of humiliation, through the phone. Such individual can't afford to lose his/her job for cursing a douchebag in person.

2- Some 17yr kid, understandable

3- Some 34yr loser who still lives with his parents and pranks old people, young people and whoever gets in his mind. They usually do this, in a Saturday night, because they got no life. The cure for this type of scum is calling them back, when unexpected and prank call them, use a lot of profanity, for more results, at the end when they ask you "who are you?" mention that you are the one who is banging their girlfriend.
Cool dude/gal: Yo
Asshole Prankcaller: Yeah, Is this ...........
Cool dude/gal:Yeah
Asshole: you had been schedule to an interview at the train stop, come tomorrow, you are gonna see a lot of people at the interview. " after they hang up" jajajajajaja that dude/gal is an asshole.
Cool dude/gal: Im one get him... cool dude/gal finds out the asshole.

3 days later
Jamaican man hired by cool dude/gal: Yo is this ( asshole name)
Asshole: Yes
Jamaican man: Ya bumboclaat, pussyclaat, rassclaat!!!!
Asshole: who you??
Jamaican man: Ya a big pussyhole, stop calling my bloodclaat phone ya hear, or Im gonna fuck you up!!!!
Asshole: "scared" who you??? who you??? OMG How did u get this number??
Jamaican Man: Ya wanna know who I am?? Im fucking your girlfriend, mothafucka, thats who I am
Asshole: Fuck You

Asshole stops calling, everybody is happy ever after

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026