Pozer dad 

A dad who never is around specifically a boy who has had a child and has not yet become a man and is chasing paper instead of guiding the next generation of the Family in truth. More specifically a boy who's father was never around and yet still chooses to not be in their children's life. Truefully a boy who has not yet understood the unconditional love of a Father.

Damn! That dude is such a Pozer dad.

Pozer dad by Be-got-ten August 14, 2019

power dad 

A dad who's determine to exert his authority as a stronger man to any younger guy especially those engaged in similar activities as said dad to prove he is alpha...but really he looks dumb trying too hard

*People surfing*

Power dad wearing the shorty wetsuit in 55 degree water (cause the cold doesn't bother him, power move one) tries to take every wave (power move two).

power dad by Slasher McGurk July 13, 2017

Dad's At Poker 

key words for lets throw a fatass fuckin party or get hella wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get fuckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning

Player: Hey man whats goin down tonite?
Boss: Idk man i heard Dad's at Poker...
Player: Word? then lets mob over there and get that shit crackin like pistachio.

Dad's At Poker by DillinghamNigga August 14, 2009