pownall 

The name given to someone with the last name pownall but are named pownall like it's their first name or something,they love cheese and usually have annoying younger brothers

hi,weird thing happened to me today someone called me pownall but thats my last name...

pownall by pownalldescriber January 19, 2011

Pownall 

A Pownall is a bet you place when you’ve pissed most of your money up the wall in the bookies and put your last pound in a high odds, last chance bet in order to buy some pot noodles to survive until the next payday.

I’m skint - I might stick a Pownall on that.

Pownall by Brian Potter February 3, 2021

Pownall 

A species of teenager who have fathers that have vans full of chocolate. (Contary to popular belief their fathers are not dirty paedophiles who like to rape 5 year old girls.)

There are 2 varieties of Pownall, both very different from the other:

The DTW Pownall - usually tall and geeky with long legs. Commonly found in possession of small children watching Toy Story while engaging in sexual activities with blackberries. Despite the lack of knowledge when it comes to the clitoris, it has been revealed that this particular variety of Pownall enjoy masturbation and pleasuring themselves. This is the more approachable of the 2 Pownall varieties as it can hold a decent conversation. Beware though, do not be too friendly towards a DTW Pownall as it can result in stalking and occasional humiliation. When befriended, the DTW Pownall will allow you to keep it as a pet*, making a very good alarm clock.

The Jack Pownall - normally found to be more aesthetically pleasing than the DTW Pownall, however this come at a price. It has been revealed that the Jack Pownall's brain's is 99.846532% mush, making them only capable of doing sport and occassionally talking shit.

Overall, Pownalls are a very diverse species. It is recommended that people avoid the Jack variety at all costs, whereas the DTW Pownall can be approached with care.

*if kept as a pet must be fed ham sandwiches, oranges and chewits twice daily.

Have you seen that Jack Pownall? It's talking shit again.

The way you hold that blackberry is very DTW Pownall-esque.

Pownall by BUDDAH. January 19, 2011

William Pownall 

The hottest man you will ever see, with or without glasses

"wow that William Pownall is really hot"

William Pownall by Mnster_enrgy December 14, 2021

Tomas Pownall 

Amazingly beautiful person. sensitive, great listener, funny, gorgeous but he doesnt know it. unique, great friend, honest, trusting. honestly a truly amazing person. wishes he lived in the 20's but im sooooo glad he didnt because then i wouldnt get to have him in my life. simple, sweet, perfectly imperfect. modest but awsome and just flipping insane. and hes funny :)

Person: oh my scone i dont know what i would do without Tomas Pownall, he is my favourite human being of all time! :)

Tom: oh sorry i was busy looking at other people (completely ignorant of his amazingness)

Tomas Pownall by she loves you ye ye ye :) October 21, 2010

pwnall

A roleplayer / roleplay character who never loses and gives themselves powers far and beyond what is reasonable in the game environment, usually having a ten thousand word explanation for why it is entirely feasible, after all.

Man, that arch-druidic, steel-winged, fire-shitting, bone-melting elemental dragon shape-shift is such a pwnall.

pwnall by ubarbint October 20, 2008

Pownal 

The smallest, most unknown town in Vermont; Full of rednecks, trailer parks, and cows; Hosts the Pownal Fair every year.

Bobbi-Jo: "Where the hell is Pownal, VT?!"
Joe-Bob: "Stay on this road until you see the big farm with the trailer park out back, then take a left onto Carhart Road, and dont forget to visit the Pownal Fair!!"

Pownal by wishididntlivehere123 March 19, 2009