Poster Job

A thing that is considered shallow or lacks substance with only the intent to entice interest but offer nothing more. Similar to the feeling of seeing an interesting ad or movie poster but realizing the real thing is disappointing or devoid of value.

Lucas: "Oh hey, I heard the festival is this weekend. Should we go?"
Eva: "Don't even think about it man, it's a total poster job. Unless burning money is a hobby of yours."

Poster Job by Burnt Bunsen December 10, 2025

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Potterjob

(n)

1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.

2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.

See also: Jizm McGee

1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.

2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!

Potterjob by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011

Polterjob

When an individual is lifted in the air while their testicles are electrified and their shaft is jerked by a poltergeist from the zone

Man, I just got a really nice polterjob

Polterjob by Beanuts December 17, 2024

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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