postage stamp
postage stamp by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008
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postage stamp
When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
postage stamp by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
Postage Stamp
When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.
Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!
Postage Stamp by The post officer January 3, 2011
postage stamp
When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
postage stamp by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
Postage Stamp
The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.
Postage Stamp by anonymous March 31, 2022
Lick Her Postage Stamp
Lick Her Postage Stamp by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
The Postage Stamp
The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.
"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."
The Postage Stamp by Justin George Mitchell III March 26, 2008
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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